Love is Blinds

Love is Blinds last night, in the hallway ANGELA MONSTER: Allin and I are going to Economy Hardware tomorrow morning. ME: Oh, can I come? I need to buy blinds. ANGELA MONSTER: Sure, Ill come wake you up at 11. this morning, leaving the dorm ANGELA MONSTER: (on the phone with Economy Hardware) Hi, I bought blinds the other day at your store and theyre the wrong size.. is it okay if I come by and exchange them? Even if I dont have the receipt? Great, thanks. walking with Allin and Angela through MIT to Mass Ave VARIOUS FRAT BOYS: (thinking) I wonder if that kid is a freshman?.. walking with Allin and Angela down Mass Ave to Economy Hardware ME: (watches Angela fumble with her two sets of poorly-sized 37 blinds) at Economy Hardware ANGELA: Oh, are you buying 37? That was the kind I was returning. I couldve just given them to you. ME: Oh, haha! at the cashier WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: Thatll be $12.59. at the door of Economy Hardware ME: Do these boxes only come with one blind?? at the cashier WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: Thatll be $12.59.. again. on the way home MINDY: Hey, Jess! ME: Hey Mindy! Just bought some blinds.. walking through MIT to Burton Conner, where all the windows are differently sized VARIOUS FRAT BOYS: (thinking)those blinds are the wrong size. at Burton Conner ME: (discovers the blinds are the wrong size) walking through MIT to Mass Ave DAYAN: Hey Jess. ME: Hey, Dayan. DAYAN: Wherere you off to? ME: Just bought the wrong sized blinds. VARIOUS FRAT BOYS: (thinking) Told you. walking down Mass Ave to Economy Hardware) KITTY: Hey, Jess! ME: Hey Kitty! I just bought the wrong sized blinds.. KITTY: (thinking) Shes totally going to hit me in the head with those blinds, isnt she? ME: (thinking) I should probably quit holding these blinds like a shotgun.. at Economy Hardware ME: I bought the wrong size. WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: ME: Thats what I said. WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: Right, well, do you have your receipt? ME: Nope. WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: ME: You said it was okay earlier! WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: Hnnh. ME: I was kidding! It was a joke! I brought it.. them. Both of them. WOMAN AT THE CASHIER: Right. That was you. on the way home YING-FEI: Hey, Jess! ME: Hey, Ying-fei. YING-FEI: Whats up? ME: You know.. blinds.. walking through MIT to Mass Ave VARIOUS FRAT BOYS: (thinking) Seriously? ME: (thinking) Seriously. (thanks to Allin for installing my blinds)